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A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled… cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a bear!" Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks—I'll never part with it. Because the taste would be terrible. Just imagine it! Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop! No one would buy it." Willy Wonka, chapter 18, 'Down The Chocolate River', 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964. The Best 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' is a children's novel by the British author Roald Dahl published in 1964. A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it. Willy Wonka, chapter 17, 'Augustus Gloop Goes Up The Pipe', ' Charlie And The Chocolate Factory', 1964.

There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be."Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads? Willy Wonka: [pinching Veruca's mouth to hold it open] We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." Many others loved the message of the advert, with one person saying: "Absolute joy to watch (especially on a Monday morning first thing). Made me laugh so much I spat my cup of tea everywhere! Thank you for bringing sparkle and fun."

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Willy Wonka quotes then why not take a look at Anne Of Green Gables quotes, or 'Alice Through The Looking Glass' quotes. You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!" Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. Our recommended activities are based on age but these are a guide. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability.At Kidadl we pride ourselves on offering families original ideas to make the most of time spent together at home or out and about, wherever you are in the world. We strive to recommend the very best things that are suggested by our community and are things we would do ourselves - our aim is to be the trusted friend to parents. I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field. Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory', 1971. 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes By Roald Dahl A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!" Another commented: "Perfect Christmas advertisement! Marks and Spencer take note. Christmas is about love NOT being selfish! I'm not usually an Aldi shopper but M&S won't be my shop of choice this year."