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On July 12th, 2019, Redditor AWhole2Marijuanas posted an image using the text to r/HomeDepot [3] (shown below, left). The image gained over 200 points (97% upvoted) in a month. On July 15th, Redditor yourevalid uploaded a screenshot of someone texting the copypasta to r/cursedtexts [4] (shown below, right). Contrary to popular belief, pigeons contribute positively to urban ecosystems by aiding in seed dispersal and insect control. They are active participants in maintaining the balance of city life. Pigeons’ Perception and Adaptation Sandra Songbird, a bird expert, said, “It is definitely impossible, especially when you’re talking about pigeons. The pigeons in New York were reported to fly for 3 hours to Las Vegas, and they were too out of shape to handle it. Pigeons don’t go from eating bread crumbs all day to flying a very long-range now, do they?” But it wasn’t Smith that turned the phrase into a viral hit – rather, his friend Marcelese (who goes by @SlyMCooper) recorded him one day spouting out the theory and uploaded it to TikTok.
About a month ago, the U.S. began using carrier pigeons to send and receive snail mail during this time of crisis. For a few weeks, the birds were beginning to prove themselves more productive than the U.S. Postal Service, getting mail from North Dakota all the way to Florida in just a day. However, scientists began to suspect fowl play, saying that a real bird could never fly so far so fast.
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Such as – if the CIA wiped out all of the birds because of pigeon poop (an idea which, as much as we all love birds, I’m sure we can have at least a little sympathy with) – why is pigeon poop still around? And who keeps putting it there? Conclusion Trump said that a bird did it. “It was a bird with red head that did it. They are jealous of my hair. The bird wants my hair; every bird does. They want my feathery hair,” said Donald Trump.
Here at Pigeonpedia, we are of course big fans of pigeons, but we won’t make up your mind for you regarding whether or not pigeons really are surveillance robots. The video was the product of Smith and his friend Marcelese Cooper goofing off, but it turned into something of an internet sensation. Smith didn’t realize until people ranging from close friends to his mom's friends to a reporter from Australia started talking to him about it. People made fan art, from t-shirts to animations to paintings. Becoming known as the bird meme guy has given him a platform to help build a future in the media industry. Most people have never seen a baby pigeon, so for some that is enough to validate the theory as being true. This was first uncovered when the president’s lewd self-portrait was intercepted by the Russian government and leaked on Facebook. The official Trumpp fanclub, Darlings for Donald, went absolutely wild for the painting and made it viral before discovering that it was not meant for their eyes.It was the birds; the birds did it. They are jealous of my feathery hair. My hair is the featheriest hair. Every bird wants my hair,” the president said. Research has demonstrated that pigeons are highly intelligent creatures capable of learning complex tasks and recognizing patterns. Their cognitive abilities have impressed scientists and animal behaviorists alike. Pigeons’ Social Structure and Communication Turns out the president was partly right, though the birds had no mal intent of their own; they were not real birds. Rather, the Russian bourgeoisie collaborated with American gazillionaires such as Jeff Bezzzos, Baby Mr. Peanut and Miss Piggy to create mechanical birds to spy on the American people. We’ve been lied to all of our lives. Ornithologists have either been taken in by one of the greatest scams in history – or must be in on the conspiracy.
Throughout history, pigeons have played crucial roles in communication, particularly during wars. Additionally, their symbolic significance in various cultures has elevated their status beyond that of a mere bird. The Intelligence of Pigeons: Unveiling Their Feats Pigeon Navigation AbilitiesHistorically, birds have been associated with divine symbols and magical qualities, often regarded as messengers from the spiritual realm. However, modern interpretations reveal a more pragmatic aspect of this relationship. The bourgeoisie, representing the wealthy and influential class, has recognized the strategic advantage birds offer. The Secret Meetings and Alliances One of those engagements came when Smith started working at Ukatsu (a Youth Gaming, Wellness & Professional Development organization). https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711129877975665926 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711000610067451142 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711417179339754758 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6710971081580088582 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6713264454198365445 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711020416170724613 The reason for the overkill was purportedly in part down to the CIA director’s anger at the amount of pigeon poop on his and his team’s cars.
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6711011502792379653 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/v2/6715698115699019014 Although many scientists doubted it months ago and said that it was just a hilarious conspiracy theory for young Americans, sending mails using birds has been proven to be true. The birds are actually working for the bourgeoisie. The whole line about the bourgeoisie was made up on the spot but the rest of it I had been saying for almost a year at that point.” I had several friends a day sending me links to it out of nowhere when it first started getting big and it was very surreal when I then started seeing fan art stuff too. It’s wild.”The idea behind Birds Aren’t Real is to thumb its nose at contemporary conspiracy theories. A conspiracy theory to challenge conspiracy theories. Long gone are the days of fun conspiracy theories like Area 51, lizard overlords, MK-Ultra, the Denver Airport, and the belief that Walt Disney’s frozen head lies under the Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland. They’ve been replaced by dangerous conspiracies like QAnon, Pizzagate, Flat Earth, and the fear that 5G is going to melt our brains.
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