Tits The Season Funny Rude Christmas Boobs T-Shirt

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In my opinion, one good thing about this trend is that it's rather adorable on any willing participant, regardless of gender identity, shape, and size.

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She brings nearly a decade of writing and editing expertise, and her work has appeared in Allure, Health, Fitness, Marie Claire, StyleCaster, and Parents. Here's a sexy advent calendar that's also rather practical, in case you're concerned about not using all of the goodies. But for the last 5 years, or so, I've been forwarded something that has made my December days even more merry and bright. Open one door each night (or morning) like a traditional advent calendar, or opt to spread them out. As The Sun reports, one enterprising Etsy-er named YourSassyGrandma (sassy grandma, indeed) was at one point selling a sweater with a precut boob hole and that came with a reindeer-nose pastie, googly eyes, and sewn-on antlers.This year, though, try one-upping your friends and family (OK, maybe not family) with not an uglier Christmas sweater but with a much freer boob. The lingerie advent calendar comes in two options, with both gift sets designed to fit a range of bodies. Chloe Metzger is the deputy beauty director at Cosmopolitan, overseeing the editorial content and growth strategy of the hair, makeup, and skin space on digital, while also obsessively writing about the best hair products for every hair type( curly girlhere; whattup), and the skincare routinesthat really, truly work ( follow her on Instagramto see behind-the-scenes pics of that magazine life).

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Do NOT continue if: (i) you are not at least 18 years of age or the age of majority in each and every jurisdiction in which you will or may view the Sexually Explicit Material, whichever is higher (the "Age of Majority"), (ii) such material offends you, or (iii) viewing the Sexually Explicit Material is not legal in each and every community where you choose to view it.For the horniest among us, these calendars exist to add a little extra spice and surprise to your sexual wellness journey, so you can explore new positions and sensations.

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That's right, you heard me — the hottest new Christmas trend, according to The Sun, is the "reindeer boob. Here's a 12-day advent calendar with couples in mind, featuring some of We-Vibe's best-selling, long distance-friendly sex toys, including a We-Vibe couples' vibrator, a rabbit cock ring, and a stroker. You can choose from “Vanilla," which will give you gentler, more sensual surprises, while “Chili BDSM” provides a kinkier experience. Have you ever looked at an ugly Christmas sweater and thought, That sure could use a NSFW adjustment? This year, Vibbs and I explored holiday traditions around the world in a recent edition of Twisted History.Each of the 25 doors reveals a pair of Hanky Panky's high-quality, best-selling thongs, which fit sizes 4 to 14. Each of the treats in this Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired calendar is approved by the author herself.

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For another (less) bold holiday trend, you could also try the popular and easy white eyeshadow look that is taking over Instagram. She's also passionate about environmental justice, sustainability, nutrition, the internet, and fiction. SELF may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our site as part of our Affiliate Partnerships with retailers. You can get a set for sizes 4 to 12 or choose from two plus-size sets that fit sizes 14 to 18 and 20 to 24. There's a toggle in the top left corner that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. THIS SITE ACTIVELY COOPERATES WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT IN ALL INSTANCES OF SUSPECTED ILLEGAL USE OF THE SERVICE, ESPECIALLY IN THE CASE OF UNDERAGE USAGE OF THE SERVICE.